santanico-pandemonium:

i want to make sweet love to Julian Casablancas.

my parents are out and i wanna smoke but im so fucking paranoid and then my brother will be home soon. i hate living with my jefes man…..i hate being unemployed. im such a bum.

if i were living with a boyfriend i’d probably want to sex him up all the time. in the morning specially.

Oh and i will never be able to use my left knee to kneel. so no doggystle, no praying to the virgin mary, or kneeling blowjobs ever again, oh and no one knee proposals unless i use my right knee.